The Dáxlamic Dominion of Isla de Fahnnah is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lýderis Bradford John with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 8.333 billion Isla de Fahnnahians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dexal. The average income tax rate is 69.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Isla de Fahnnahian economy, worth 562 trillion Dáxlamic Marks a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,538 Dáxlamic Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A new "thought police" branch is being developed, every workday begins with group therapy, it is common to still see adults with training wheels on their bikes, and the nation is famous for bravely sending wave after wave of its soldiers until the enemy runs out of bullets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isla de Fahnnah's national animal is the Juanan Starfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Dáxlam.

Isla de Fahnnah is ranked 11,324^th in the world and 24^th in Declansburg for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 54.76 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.